From the Smug Alert episode of South Park:
And now HJL:
Friday, July 11, 2008
Hijacked! - or because its HJL - I guess we should say Shanghaid.
I don't know why, but for some reason Google/Blogger let me register "A Developing Mind." Totally sweet. I now own "A Developing Mind." So let's learn about HJL shall we:
HJL is an Asian from China. He looks like this:
Sometimes though, HJL tries to be white. But even when he is white, he is Asian. Check out HJL being white in this picture.
But here is the kicker. The suit HJL is wearing comes from China. He bought it cause it was cheap, then went to India. But when he got back, he had spilled this weird Indian Cherry Juice on it. So then we had to spend all day hunting for a Chinese dry cleaner to take out the Indian Cherry Juice, after he had attempted to clean it himself in a bathtub. The suit only cost him $55, and it cost him $75 to get it cleaned. That's my buddy HJL!
So anyway, I said HJL tried to be white sometimes. If the above example doesn't convince you check this out. HJL is wearing a polo shirt over a long sleeved t-shirt. But wait, it gets worse. HJL popped his collar. Gee HJL, why don't you just get a South Carolina "Cocks" hat, some Abercrombie Shorts, and join a friggin' fraternity.
Now, there is a phenomenon known as "Asian Exponent Factor". Much like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, they try to combine in order to be stronger. (HJL would have been the pink one). You'll note here that there is a very handsome man, attempting to turn away from the Asian Exponent Factor, so as not to be blinded by it. As you can tell, there is Asahi, Soy Sauce, and other signs of that HJL and RC are trying to use the Asian Exponent Factor to turn the brown haired kid with glasses into one of them. But their powers are useless against him.
So anyway, I was totally shocked that I got to take over "A Developing Mind" and its pretentious name, and I didn't really have time to come up with anything super funny. I'll change it later.
RS
HJL is an Asian from China. He looks like this:
Sometimes though, HJL tries to be white. But even when he is white, he is Asian. Check out HJL being white in this picture.
But here is the kicker. The suit HJL is wearing comes from China. He bought it cause it was cheap, then went to India. But when he got back, he had spilled this weird Indian Cherry Juice on it. So then we had to spend all day hunting for a Chinese dry cleaner to take out the Indian Cherry Juice, after he had attempted to clean it himself in a bathtub. The suit only cost him $55, and it cost him $75 to get it cleaned. That's my buddy HJL!
So anyway, I said HJL tried to be white sometimes. If the above example doesn't convince you check this out. HJL is wearing a polo shirt over a long sleeved t-shirt. But wait, it gets worse. HJL popped his collar. Gee HJL, why don't you just get a South Carolina "Cocks" hat, some Abercrombie Shorts, and join a friggin' fraternity.
Now, there is a phenomenon known as "Asian Exponent Factor". Much like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, they try to combine in order to be stronger. (HJL would have been the pink one). You'll note here that there is a very handsome man, attempting to turn away from the Asian Exponent Factor, so as not to be blinded by it. As you can tell, there is Asahi, Soy Sauce, and other signs of that HJL and RC are trying to use the Asian Exponent Factor to turn the brown haired kid with glasses into one of them. But their powers are useless against him.
So anyway, I was totally shocked that I got to take over "A Developing Mind" and its pretentious name, and I didn't really have time to come up with anything super funny. I'll change it later.
RS
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